Who the hell is he? 

His name only comes up around this time of year.

Every Spring somebody ascends and sitteth next to Pontius Pilate.  

And why is he a Pilate and not just a Pilot?  

Is Jesus sitting on a Pilates ball?

Pontius does have a decent sense of fashion.

That’s all I got.

But after attending my second Passover Seder I gotta say the jews offer you some logical thinking before they just shout “HOLIDAY”!