My dentists’s teeth are disgusting.  He’s great at doing his thing on other people but he clearly never really thought of applying the rules to himself.  Small and short teeth.  Kind of a like a bunch of Chicklets. Lots of spaces.  Hopefully he whistles.  He’s almost a human harmonica.  

So I’m there just having him check on some vague tooth.  Frankly, I just wanted to get out of the house.  I’m gonna start doing it everywhere.  They look at your whatever and then (well so far) tell you you’re great and it’s a real high to know you’re checking all the marks.  

Hurray, my tonsils are functioning.  And I have all four of my wisdom teeth still in.  I’m aging perfectly.

But back to the dentist.  Great guy.  Went to school and lived a while in Boston as did I.  I mean I guess he could have told me I needed to have all of them ripped out of my gums simultaneously after the count of four.  Oh and I’d be awake.  My dad always said a plumber creates their next job, as do most people in technical skills.  Fixed this.  Then give something else a little boost toward broken.

I’ll stay on with the Dentist.  II feel like he looks up to my dental demise.  Hey I feel a little skip in my step after our visits.