Jeff Namian

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F Sharp = G Flat

... and other useless things I learned from almost ten years of piano lessons.  Like how to shape your hands and how that'll come in handy someday...

Granny Smith

I'm in the midst of a love affair.  Not with Granny Smith but with her apples.  They're green and probably the most bitter of the green apples....

Attention All Dog Owners

What a conundrum.  My dog Stella is petrified by street noise and other pedestrians walking in her path.  The sidewalks are really narrow here and...

So What Do You Do?

I hate being asked that question.  It's so intrusive, as if what I did defined who I am.  If you're meeting sometime for the first time, why not say...

Cleaning Lady

I've resisted hiring one for many years thinking it's a pretentious way to cover up a lazy person. To be clear yes I am a lazy person but I'm not...

Bugonia

So this will be an attempt to give a movie review.  This movie is being hyped to the max so I got my senior citizen discounted ticket and took my...

The Pill Organizer

It's a right of passage, isn't it?  That at some point you have so many pills per day to take that you just can't keep up and can't stay on top of...

Leaving Diane Keaton

This is the longest I've ever mourned the loss of a celebrity and I know why.  She's everything we want to be.  Funny, self-deprecating and ever...

A Glass Half Full

I guess the glass being half full is preferred but doesn't it depend on the size of the glass?  If we're talking shot glasses, I'm pretty sure half...

Turkey Neck & Turtle Necks

What a discovery.  What a find.  The motherload for women and men over sixty.  It's called the mock turtle neck tee shirt.  And because I love...

The Pill Organizer

It's a right of passage, isn't it?  That at some point you have so many pills per day to take that you just can't keep up and can't stay on top of the intake without help.  Your memory ain't gonna suffice especially if one of your Rxs is intended for your memory....

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Leaving Diane Keaton

This is the longest I've ever mourned the loss of a celebrity and I know why.  She's everything we want to be.  Funny, self-deprecating and ever evolving within her unique brand.   I'll speak for myself when I say I wouldn't mind being her.  Seemingly without agenda...

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A Glass Half Full

I guess the glass being half full is preferred but doesn't it depend on the size of the glass?  If we're talking shot glasses, I'm pretty sure half full equals failure.  Best to stick to tall glasses methinks.  Now that I'm temporarily living alone, I am infinitely...

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Jeff Namian

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Bloomfield, NJ 07003

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