Jeff Namian

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You Throw the Best Parties

I get this a lot so I'm sharing my secrets to being the host everyone wants an invitation from. First off, it's costly.  I get my residence...

Invasion of the Mummers

New Years Day and I raise the shades in my living room to reveal the climate of the city.  Never know what you'll see; rain, snow, pigeon crap,...

Hoarders

One of my favorite things to do is asking people in a service industry what their most bizarre experience was.  Today's special guest was replacing...

Land of Yes and No

The Land of No doesn't have a specific location, no boundaries, no tariffs.  It's located in a state of mind whose gear is stuck in reverse.  So...

F Sharp = G Flat

... and other useless things I learned from almost ten years of piano lessons.  Like how to shape your hands and how that'll come in handy someday...

Granny Smith

I'm in the midst of a love affair.  Not with Granny Smith but with her apples.  They're green and probably the most bitter of the green apples....

Attention All Dog Owners

What a conundrum.  My dog Stella is petrified by street noise and other pedestrians walking in her path.  The sidewalks are really narrow here and...

So What Do You Do?

I hate being asked that question.  It's so intrusive, as if what I did defined who I am.  If you're meeting sometime for the first time, why not say...

Cleaning Lady

I've resisted hiring one for many years thinking it's a pretentious way to cover up a lazy person. To be clear yes I am a lazy person but I'm not...

Bugonia

So this will be an attempt to give a movie review.  This movie is being hyped to the max so I got my senior citizen discounted ticket and took my...

You Throw the Best Parties

I get this a lot so I'm sharing my secrets to being the host everyone wants an invitation from. First off, it's costly.  I get my residence professionally cleaned because I know how nosey I am in someone's bathroom and feel the need to operate on the defensive.  I...

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Invasion of the Mummers

New Years Day and I raise the shades in my living room to reveal the climate of the city.  Never know what you'll see; rain, snow, pigeon crap, somebody's nose imprint, conception in Room 2075 at the W hotel.  But I found myself looking smack dab into the middle of...

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Hoarders

One of my favorite things to do is asking people in a service industry what their most bizarre experience was.  Today's special guest was replacing a part on my dishwasher and seemed very personable and up for the interrogation.  So I asked him.  He hesitated a moment...

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Jeff Namian

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Philadelphia, Pa

(917) 696-9255

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